Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties

Jun 03, 2025·29 mins

Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes.

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3

May 23, 2025·43 mins

A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022

Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting

May 02, 2025·31 mins

Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation.

The McClaren Collection Vol. 4

Apr 17, 2025·44 mins

Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.

Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy

Apr 01, 2025·29 mins

Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing.

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5

Mar 08, 2025·45 mins

From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…

Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van

Feb 28, 2025·32 mins

A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.

Boiled Parsnips 44: Fish Truthers

Jan 28, 2025·30 mins

Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.

Boiled Parsnips 43: Bone On Bone

Dec 27, 2024·38 mins

A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.

The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1

Nov 27, 2024·33 mins

Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113.

Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey

Nov 12, 2024·37 mins

Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Sep 27, 2024·29 mins

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

Sep 27, 2024·36 mins

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

The Martin Collection Vol. 2

Sep 19, 2024·30 mins

Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it

Ep. 125 - Mr. Parakeet

Aug 06, 2024·29 mins

Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.

Boiled Parsnips 41: No No No No No

Jul 30, 2024·39 mins

Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 2

Jun 28, 2024·43 mins

A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022.

Boiled Parsnips 40: Safety First

Jun 13, 2024·35 mins

A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival.

The Slaughters Collection Vol. 2

May 17, 2024·30 mins

A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109.

The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 2

May 15, 2024·12 mins

Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt.

Ep. 124 - No Fighting

Apr 30, 2024·44 mins

Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…

Boiled Parsnips 39: What Are Machines?

Mar 21, 2024·34 mins

Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023)

Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

Feb 20, 2024·36 mins

Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23)

The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

Feb 01, 2024·22 mins

A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

Boiled Parsnips 37: Crawling Under A Horse

Jan 12, 2024·44 mins

Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23)

The White Harts Collection Vol. 3

Dec 22, 2023·44 mins

A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb

Dec 08, 2023·33 mins

Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23)

The Dyche Collection Vol. 2

Nov 24, 2023·20 mins

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond

Nov 02, 2023·39 mins

Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3

Oct 24, 2023·40 mins

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)

Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special

Oct 03, 2023·43 mins

Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)

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